Snow White is SOOOO white

Snow White is TOTALLY the fairest celeb of them all. Seriously, why doesnt she get a tan???? Her skin is as white as snow!! and that lipstick color ISN’T working for you, girl.

wear SPF people!! but that’s no excuse for not going to get airbrushed!

Is the Crazy Shoe Lady Pregnant AGAIN???

In this picture, the old woman who lives in a shoe seems to have a BABY BUMP. NOOOOOOOOO!!!! We think she should take care of the kids she HAS rather than have more of them! she doesnt know what to do with the ones that she already has! Oh well, we guess she can do what everybody else does…. GET A REALITY SHOW!!

She’s OLD already… what is going to happen to those kids once she is gone? TAXPAYERS will take care of them!

no more in vitro for crazy old ladies women!!

Prince Charming to Choose Bride ON TV!!

THIS IS HUGE!!!! (And we’re not just talking about Prince Charming’s package.)

Prince Charming, whose throne we would LOVE to sit on, has announced that he will be choosing his bride-to-be ON  A REALITY TV SHOW!!!  According to sources at XYZ network,

Prince Charming will select sixteen lucky ladies to compete for his heart in a reality TV show airing this fall. Each episode will end with a ball, at which point Charming will invite each woman who has secured his interest to dance. At the end of the show, Charming will invite one lucky lady to be his princess!

Blah. We wish WE could be his princess!! Why can’t WE try out???!! Sources tell us that Prince Charming just might be more interested in us than in the ladies. Overcompensating by dating 16 hos lucky ladies at once, maybe??

We wonder who will be the ladies on the show! They had better be worthy or else they’ll have some competition from US.

Are YOU going to try out???? Tell us how the auditions go!! and whether they would notice if we snuck in!!

Hansel and Gretel to get Reality TV Show

You heard it here first!!! Hansel and Gretel and their evil stepmother stepmomager are going to be starring in a new reality TV show on the Eek! Network!!! The show will chronicle their attempts to make it in the competitive world of child acting. Says evil Stepmother:

This is just something that they wanted. I tried to stop them so that they would get a normal childhood, but they refused! So I guess this is where they’re meant to be. They are such sweet, happy kids and SO full of talent. I just try to keep their home life as normal as possible given their stardom.

We smell publicist work there. What they DONT tell you is that their stepmomager has forced each child to sign a contract granting her full control of all the money they make being pimped out around town. and a source EXCLUSIVELY tells us that she forces the kids to go to auditions or they don’t get to eat!!! She has even DROPPED THEM OFF AT AN AUDITION AND THEN MADE THEM find their own way HOME if they didnt get the part!!!

SO evil. WE LOVES IT!!! We’re totally gonna watch this show!

the question we want answered is, where is their dad?? Wasn’t he supposed to be against this whole stardom thing?

Rapunzel Releases Hott New Single!!!

Pop princess RAPunzel just leaked her new single and its really hott!!! OMG!! “Climb My Ladder” is sexy but classy, just like the singer who has promised to stay a virgin until marriage. We LOVES it!! RAPunzel is finally making good on the “talent” that got her signed with Tower Records at the young age of 3.  you work that hair, girl!!!

this is TOTALLY going to be the single of the summer.