Hansel and Gretel to get Reality TV Show

You heard it here first!!! Hansel and Gretel and their evil stepmother stepmomager are going to be starring in a new reality TV show on the Eek! Network!!! The show will chronicle their attempts to make it in the competitive world of child acting. Says evil Stepmother:

This is just something that they wanted. I tried to stop them so that they would get a normal childhood, but they refused! So I guess this is where they’re meant to be. They are such sweet, happy kids and SO full of talent. I just try to keep their home life as normal as possible given their stardom.

We smell publicist work there. What they DONT tell you is that their stepmomager has forced each child to sign a contract granting her full control of all the money they make being pimped out around town. and a source EXCLUSIVELY tells us that she forces the kids to go to auditions or they don’t get to eat!!! She has even DROPPED THEM OFF AT AN AUDITION AND THEN MADE THEM find their own way HOME if they didnt get the part!!!

SO evil. WE LOVES IT!!! We’re totally gonna watch this show!

the question we want answered is, where is their dad?? Wasn’t he supposed to be against this whole stardom thing?

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